Thursday, March 09, 2006

POLITICS

Aaj ki Politics hoti hai kaisi….

Full of shadyantra and conspiracy!

Iski topi uske sar…

Supress the one jiske man me hai dar

Desh ka paisa jeb mein and apna paisa in Swiss bank,

A politician is a person with an emprty think tank!

If u have do teen wifes and dus baraah bachche…

Then truly u r a poltician sachche!

Dosroon ki tang kheenchna aur apni bachaana

That’s how politics is in todays zamaana!

Isko maar usko peet

Just do anything for ur jeet!

U ought to be a politician if u fail…

And chances are brighter with a visit to Tihar Jail

And u must never be sachacha seeda aur saada…

Be sure to be involved with TADA

Gali galooch aana is a must

And to understand English is a curse!

U should have an A+ in gunda-gaardi

And never be afraid of Police ki vaardi

And a bonus to brighten ur chances is this

CBI chargesheeting u in scams atleast tees(30)!

Agar police and military hain aapke peeche

U should just ignore them aankh meeche

And agar zyaada hi bother karen for some reason

All u’ve gotta do is blame the opposition!

And if by any chance u drink sharaab

Then ur chances r very khaarab!’em,

And to keep the public under ur feet and make ’em shudder..

U must be involved in a couple of rapes and murder

Agar hawaala aur ghotala hain aapke saath

To fir kya kehna…best hai baat!

Ek jeb me revolver and ek me chhuri

To fir politics ki kaahe ki doori!

And if by any chance u’ve been to school…

For to politics jaao bilkul bhool!

U’ll be a poltician very respected and cool..

If from people u do hafta vasool!

Thru endless speech and jhoote vaade..

The public must not come to know about ur iraade!

Bus logoon ke aankhon me daalo choona

And take a Mercedes away instead of ur Loona

IAS and IPS ki transfer karo…

Paisa khaao jeb bharo!

Rise urself and let the country fall..

Khudh malamaal and desh kangaal!

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